“I wonder why murder is considered less immoral than fornication in literature.” ― George Moore

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“I thought, ‘You smell like a library.’ But I wanted to have sex right then, so I said, ‘You smell like a poem.’”― Melissa Bank

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“Giving a reader a sex scene that is only half right is like giving her half of a kitten. It is not half as cute as a whole kitten; it is a bloody, godawful mess.” ― Howard Mittelmark

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“Let’s make out.” – Almost every human being on the planet

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“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.” ― George Burns

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“If you want to see a man come to his senses, try something like, ‘Do you happen to carry a rubber in your wallet? Did I mention I’m not on the pill?’” ― Catherine Ryan Hyde

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“Never sleep with someone whose troubles are worse than your own.” ― Nelson Algren

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