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“Anyone who calls it ‘sexual intercourse’ can’t possibly be interested in actually doing it. You might as well announce you’re ready for lunch by proclaiming, I’d like to do some ‘masticating and enzyme secreting.’” ― Allan Sherman
Read more: “Anyone who calls it ‘sexual intercourse’ can’t possibly be interested in actually doing it. You might as well announce you’re ready for lunch by proclaiming, I’d like to do some ‘masticating and enzyme secreting.’” ― Allan Sherman -

“Having great sex is like taking in huge lungfuls of fresh air, essential to your body, essential to your health, and essential to your life.” ― Fiona Thrust
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“The first two facts which a healthy boy or girl feels about sex are these: first that it is beautiful and then that it is dangerous.” ― G.K. Chesterton
Read more: “The first two facts which a healthy boy or girl feels about sex are these: first that it is beautiful and then that it is dangerous.” ― G.K. Chesterton






