“Someone told me the delightful story of the crusader who put a chastity belt on his wife and gave the key to his best friend for safekeeping, in case of his death. He had ridden only a few miles away when his friend, riding hard, caught up with him, saying ‘You gave me the wrong key!”― Anais Nin

Read more: “Someone told me the delightful story of the crusader who put a chastity belt on his wife and gave the key to his best friend for safekeeping, in case of his death. He had ridden only a few miles away when his friend, riding hard, caught up with him, saying ‘You gave me the wrong key!”― Anais Nin

“Take a trip to the exotic landscape of your lover’s body.” ― Alexandra Katehakis

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“All human behavior, all human motivations, all man’s hopes and fears, were heavily colored and largely controlled by mankind’s tragic and oddly beautiful pattern of reproduction.” ― Robert A. Heinlein

Read more: “All human behavior, all human motivations, all man’s hopes and fears, were heavily colored and largely controlled by mankind’s tragic and oddly beautiful pattern of reproduction.” ― Robert A. Heinlein

“Tease me.” ― Nearly every human being on the planet

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“I wonder why murder is considered less immoral than fornication in literature.” ― George Moore

Read more: “I wonder why murder is considered less immoral than fornication in literature.” ― George Moore

“I thought, ‘You smell like a library.’ But I wanted to have sex right then, so I said, ‘You smell like a poem.’”― Melissa Bank

Read more: “I thought, ‘You smell like a library.’ But I wanted to have sex right then, so I said, ‘You smell like a poem.’”― Melissa Bank

“Giving a reader a sex scene that is only half right is like giving her half of a kitten. It is not half as cute as a whole kitten; it is a bloody, godawful mess.” ― Howard Mittelmark

Read more: “Giving a reader a sex scene that is only half right is like giving her half of a kitten. It is not half as cute as a whole kitten; it is a bloody, godawful mess.” ― Howard Mittelmark

“Let’s make out.” – Almost every human being on the planet

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“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.” ― George Burns

Read more: “Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.” ― George Burns

“If you want to see a man come to his senses, try something like, ‘Do you happen to carry a rubber in your wallet? Did I mention I’m not on the pill?’” ― Catherine Ryan Hyde

Read more: “If you want to see a man come to his senses, try something like, ‘Do you happen to carry a rubber in your wallet? Did I mention I’m not on the pill?’” ― Catherine Ryan Hyde